Monday Morning Observations

1) When the kitchen floor is spotlessly clean is the time when you are most likely to spill something on it.

2) When you come in from putting out the trash, you immediately see two or three things that needed to go in the trash.

3) You can do laundry in the nude and there will still be laundry to do. 

4) "For better or worse" doesn't always mean hanging in there through large financial crises. Sometimes it means nursing and cleaning up after your mate has a stomach virus. 

5) Stomach viruses always seem to strike (and I do mean strike) in the middle of the night. 

6) You know he's sick when your morning fire-building husband asks you if you would mind building the fire. 

~ and so the day continues